Fun fact: originally, Baba was going to be humming Carol of the Bells, but then I realized that wouldn’t help the plot any, so I changed it to the Jaws theme. Yes, I know it wasn’t actually fun, but learning generally isn’t.

So The Devil Inside, the new horror movie, says that it’s “inspired by true events” in the trailer. Let me tell you all what that means: it’s a load of bull. It means that one of the writers heard about someone disappearing, or read about possession, (possibly in The Bible, but it’s unlikely) and then wrote a movie that is almost a little bit like what he heard or read. It’s also a moronic way to attract movie viewers.

That being said, the title of my comic is witty and hilarious. Shut up, don’t argue.