I’ve really never understood The Odyssey. It reads like a tragedy, because poor Odysseus just wants to fucking get home, and THE GODS THEMSELVES are determined to stop him. I mean, this is a truly unfortunate man, and the most uplifting part of the story is when he kills everybody. What? What? WHAT?

Anywho. Sorry for the interlude. The storyline will continue tomorrow.

EDIT: Turns out The Odyssey is an epic, which is a separate category entirely from comedy and tragedy. I doubt Yont knows that, though. He’s smart, but not exactly a literary genius.