Dec31

I am in favor of four of these resolutions, but most in favor of the cookie one.

by Tony on December 31, 2012 at 00:01

Why don’t I have any cookies? Why did I just eat a terrible off-brand Funyun? Nimmo’s life is clearly more enjoyable than mine.

Pro tip: Apparently off-brand Funyuns are awful, imaginary readers. Spring for the real ones.

Oh, also: Happy New Year’s Eve, guys. And Happy New Year too, in case I forget tomorrow.