New year, same old terrible series. I deeply regret returning to this poisoned well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Important questions:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Does anyone watch these movies?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why is Spider-Man acting so stupid?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is the worst plan in this film?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Keep an ear out for the triumphant(?) return of Number Nine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n Find us on the Internet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Email is mail@directto.video<\/p>\n\n\n\n Andy is @royalty_valens<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n Andy\u2019s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n Tony is @theaterbats<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n Tony\u2019s comic is Inspired By True Events<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" New year, same old terrible series. I deeply regret returning to this poisoned well. Important questions: Does anyone watch these movies? Why is Spider-Man acting so stupid? What is the worst plan in this film? Keep an ear out for the triumphant(?) return of Number Nine. Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere Find […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"episode_type":"audio","audio_file":"http:\/\/inspiredbytrueevents.org\/Podcasts\/d2v_ep59%20The%20Swan%20Princess%20Royally%20Undercover.mp3","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"1:19:37","filesize":"85.9 MB","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"2022-03-07 07:00:00","explicit":"on","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"New Direct to Video! Did you know: The Swan Princess series can drain a human body like a vampire?","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"tags":[483,479,627,477,476,478,481,484,480,475,474,726,628],"series":[2],"class_list":["post-372","podcast","type-podcast","status-publish","hentry","tag-ballet","tag-jean-bob","tag-laura-bailey","tag-no-fear","tag-odette","tag-prince-derek","tag-puffin","tag-richard-rich","tag-speed","tag-swan-lake","tag-swan-princess","tag-tax-fraud","tag-yuri-lowenthal","series-directtovideo"],"episode_featured_image":false,"episode_player_image":"https:\/\/inspiredbytrueevents.org\/directtovideo\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/06\/D2V_2022-smaller.jpg","download_link":"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/inspiredbytrueevents.org\/directtovideo\/podcast-download\/372\/episode-59-the-swan-princess-royally-undercover","player_link":"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/inspiredbytrueevents.org\/directtovideo\/podcast-player\/372\/episode-59-the-swan-princess-royally-undercover","audio_player":"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/inspiredbytrueevents.org\/directtovideo\/podcast-player\/372\/episode-59-the-swan-princess-royally-undercover<\/a>","episode_data":{"playerMode":"dark","subscribeUrls":[],"rssFeedUrl":"https:\/\/inspiredbytrueevents.org\/directtovideo\/feed\/podcast\/directtovideo","embedCode":"Episode 59 – The Swan Princess: Royally Undercover<\/a><\/blockquote>