Episode 77 – Home on the Range

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Remember when Disney decided they were going to put their 2d animation out to pasture, but decided to give it one last ride? Well, this is what they made. And it sure was… a moovie.

This episode is not as punny as that description would suggest.

Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley.

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Episode 76 – The Country Bears

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This might be the least we’ve ever talked about a movie! I’m pretty sure we only named two characters! I’m also pretty sure Disney is a company full of cowards who won’t let a group of bears play the jug in their terrible movie! that’s right, I’ve got opinions! Strong opinions! Strong, weird opinions!

I’ve been doing the descriptions more freeform lately, and I have exactly zero regrets.

Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley.

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Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 75 – Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas

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Well, it’s that time of year again. There’s a lot of Christmas specials on this nondenominational podcast. And this is our second year in a row with Disney shorts!

Spoiler: don’t watch this movie.

Our theme music is Ukulele for Christmas by Lee Rosevere 

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Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 72 – Anastasia

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Time to talk about everyone’s favorite “character who is technically a Disney princess now, but only in the same way that Jack Kirby is a Disney legend:” Anastasia! (Technically this description also applies to Princess Leia and probably a character in Avatar.)

We do talk a bit about how Disney owns everything now, and how it’s legitimately unsettling.

We’re pretty split about this movie, but it’s probably one of Don Bluth’s best films.

Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley.

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Episode 71 – Hercules: Zero to Hero

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Wow, it almost sounds like Tony forgot to adjust his levels before recording. Hmm…

This episode, we reviewed the one Disney sequel only available on vhs: Hercules: Zero to Hero! Was it a fun romp through a Saturday morning cartoon version of Greek myth, or was it a bunch of cobbled together mythology references with barely any plot to keep them moving? Only one way to find out!

Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley.

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Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 70 – Hercules

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New music, new… season? Anyway, I’m trying a new format in the descriptions. I was bored, sue me.

We talk about Disney’s Hercules! It’s definitely a mess, but is is a charming mess or an infuriating one? We… boy we argue on that point. The good news is, we also manage to talk about important stuff, like Kingdom Hearts, terrible 90s CGI, GOOD 90s CGI, and that moment in Shrek when he and Donkey fight.

Our (new!) theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley.

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Tony is @theaterbatsTony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 67 – Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas

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Just in case you didn’t get enough of us this year.

Important questions:

Why are Hewey, Dewey, and Louie so terrible?

Are Max and Goofy Codependent?

Did Andy… cut out tangents??

Keep an ear out for Tony armchair diagnosing Goofy and Andy condemning us to revisiting a classic series.

Our theme music is The instrumental version of A Ukulele for Christmas.

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Andy is @royalty_valens

Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 66 – The Hunchback of Notre Dame II

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I cannot believe how palatable the gargoyles are in this movie.

Important questions:

Why put gems inside a bell?

Why is Madeline such a nothing character?

Is Quasimodo an incel?

Keep an ear out for Tony having nostalgia for something stupid and Andy busts out his Nic Cage impression.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Andy is @royalty_valens

Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 65 – The Hunchback of Notre Dame

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I, for one, love murder, lust, and genocide as key parts of my G-rated kids movies.

Important questions:

What makes a monster and what makes a man?

Who is the protagonist of this movie?

Is Quasimodo too ugly to love?

Keep an ear out for Andy taking issue with a quite good song and Tony taking issue with the existence of the gargoyles.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Andy is @royalty_valens

Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 58 -Aladdin and the King of Thieves

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All right, one last time before the end of the year, let’s finish a series.

Important questions:

Could they have more blatantly gotten Robin Williams back?

How racist are the forty thieves?

In what myriad of ways does Cassim suck?

Keep an ear out for Andy referring to Cassim as a “daddy” and Tony refusing to acknowledge it.

Thanks to Lee Rosevere for The instrumental version of A Ukulele for Christmas.

Find us on the Internet!

Email is mail@directto.video

Andy is @royalty_valens

Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events