Episode 39 – The Swan Princess: A Royal Family Tale & Princess Tomorrow, Pirate Today

This is technically our holiday episode. Happy holidays, we got you these terrible movies.

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Post date December 14, 2019
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Oh, yes. It’s happening. Our blood feud with Richard Rich continues.

Important questions:

Is Odette a lesbian?

Are Odette and Derek bad parents?

How and why do these movies keep getting made!?!?

Keep an ear out for Tony fawning over David Lodge and Andy tearing the facade off this obvious tax scam.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Tags Ballet, Jean-Bob, Laura Bailey, No Fear, Odette, Prince Derek, Puffin, Richard Rich, Speed, Swan Lake, Swan Princess, Tax Fraud, Yuri Lowenthal

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Episode 1 - The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride

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Episode 1 - The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride

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Come with us, children, to the most childlike place sometimes on Earth: Neverland! But to return there, we'll need to have been there before, which means we have to watch Peter Pan... This was a bad decision. Important questions: What is the most famous deleted Disney song? Is Neverland a…
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Episode 1 - The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride

Episode 2 - Pocahontas 2: Journey to a New World

Episode 3 - Return to Neverland

DVD Extras Episode 1 - Stage Presence

DVD Extras Episode 2 - Losing the Plot

Episode 4 - Kronk's New Groove

DVD Extras Episode 3: Fanservice

DVD Extras Episode 4 - Heavy Breathing and Pronunciation Guides

DVD Extras Episode 5 - Ocean of Kittens

Episode 5 - The Fox and the Hound 2