Eh? Eh? Because of the hearts and Valen…oh you did get it. It just wasn’t funny. I see.

I’mma let the storyline stew for a while, and it’ll be right here tomorrow. In this very spot!

Happy Valentine’s, imaginary readers. And if you don’t have anyone for this couples holiday, just treat it like a regular day and don’t obsess. Don’t let society tell you when to love! Fight establishment! Rebel! Rebel! Rebel!!!

Whoa. It got dark for a second there. I think I’d better eat something shaped like something that’s definitely not a heart.