Denial and talking to yourself: it’ll cure what ails you.
Man, that was kind of a downer, huh? Ah, well. You guys can take it. Know why? Because it’s Friday, imaginary readers! Also, it’s supposed to be nice this weekend! In January! I’m tactfully ignoring any possible environmental consequences of this because there’s not a damn thing I con do about it anyway!
How did this get so depressing!
Have a nice weekend.