Inspired By True Events

We should all make sure we’re cursing enough people, imaginary readers. Otherwise, why do we even keep all of these ouija boards and voodoo dolls around?

Unrelated: New DVD Extras! We talk about how Andy leads some sort of nightmare life.

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