They’re probably overselling it, though. It’s what they do. I’m sure it wasn’t that cool. Probably.

Hey, it’s President’s Day, imaginary readers! …Well, not according to my calendar, but that’s what I get for having an international version, I suppose. My Calendar calls it Washington’s Birthday. (Which it is, but that’s not why I’m not getting any mail.)

Hmm. That was kind of a word wall, huh? Ah, well.