My calender gave me the idea for today’s comic! My calender has a picture of Death with stray cats. These are two reasons why my calender is awesome.

But I digress.

Happy Thanksgiving, Canadians, and happy Not Really Celebrating But Still Having Some People Get Off Work Because Some Jerk Claimed He Discovered A Country Day, fellow Americans. I have opinions about our holiday, imaginary readers, so let’s focus on the Canadians today. Have fun eating turkey, guys.