It is with both excitement and pain that we present you with this, our magnum opus. We were doomed to peak so early. What started as a way to coincide our podcast release with the release of the new Beauty and the Beast live action movie became so much more. It became six hours of our lives. Plus time for editing.
There’s a lot of podcast in this one. Pace yourself.

Important questions:
What various psychological tortures has the beast fallen prey to?
Why is Gaston the way he is?
Is the enchantress supposed to be good?

Special bonus question: How far can Tim Curry carry a movie on his own?

Keep an ear out for Tony realizing with horror that Lefou is a person while Andy discovers the finer points of the enchantress’s cruelty.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.
Find us on twitter!
Andy is @royalty_valens
Tony is @theaterbats