Episode 102 – The Swan Princess: Far Longer Than Forever

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We’ve done it. It’s over.

We killed the franchise.

This is a return to form, imaginary readers. This movie? It’s bad. In fact, it’s mostly nonsense. And we watched it. On purpose.

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Number Nine wasn’t even IN it! They didn’t mention The Secret Arts ONCE!

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Episode 1 - The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride

Episode 2 - Pocahontas 2: Journey to a New World

Episode 3 - Return to Neverland

DVD Extras Episode 1 - Stage Presence

DVD Extras Episode 2 - Losing the Plot

Episode 4 - Kronk's New Groove

DVD Extras Episode 3: Fanservice

DVD Extras Episode 4 - Heavy Breathing and Pronunciation Guides

DVD Extras Episode 5 - Ocean of Kittens

Episode 5 - The Fox and the Hound 2