Dec 31 | In this neighborhood, that could be counting down anything. |
Dec 30 | Manea might have an unusual definition of “beautiful.” |
Dec 29 | Nimmo wants some gams. |
Dec 28 | Mercury: pretty frank. |
Dec 25 | The best way to quarantine: be cursed to live in a dollhouse. |
Dec 24 | But wait! How does Nimmo know they’re crickets!? |
Dec 23 | He was named by Bloodsport, see. |
Dec 22 | Somehow, this blood magic quest has resulted in blood magic! |
Dec 21 | What’s the point of bleeding out of your eyes if you can’t be dramatic about it? |
Dec 18 | Honestly, that’s the best news he’s received all day. |
Dec 17 | This is definitely a good idea. |
Dec 16 | Yeah, the spider staff could do that the whole time. |
Dec 15 | Carrie’s never really had to negotiate before. |
Dec 14 | There’s one thing Shadow Master cares about, and it’s fairness. |
Dec 11 | “Add a couple explosions.” |
Dec 10 | It’s slightly better than keeping him in a dark box. |
Dec 9 | Carrie’s been doing a lot of eye stuff recently. |
Dec 8 | Carrie is very good at the evil eye when she wants to be. |
Dec 7 | Carrie has a high bar for weird. |
Dec 4 | “Ambiguously Evil Owlet” is another great band name! |
Dec 3 | This is all getting a little much for Oryx. |
Dec 2 | I just like that first panel, for some reason. |
Dec 1 | The next three comic is just repeating panels of “peep” and “glorp.” With this avant-garde approach to storytelling, I will win every possible award. |
Nov 30 | That is some grade-A life partner passive-aggression. |
Nov 26 | Oryx’s life went and got weird again. |
Nov 25 | If she goes outside, she’s gonna see SO MANY bugs. |
Nov 24 | That got dangerously meta for a second there. |
Nov 23 | Aphrodite has probably been a good influence once, but no one’s really sure. |
Nov 20 | Filler Art Friday: Chompers and Adorable Zombie Head Practice Magic |
Nov 19 | Prudes just can’t get with the terrifying world of horrible body transformations. |
Nov 18 | They have a lot of face. Too much face? Probably. |
Nov 17 | Manic Mistress is always ready to drop some classic poetry. |
Nov 16 | It’s a good substitute for eye of newt, is why. |
Nov 13 | Ironically, she may be being a tad too honest here. |
Nov 12 | It would probably give a good buzz, though. |
Nov 11 | Taking on the issues! |
Nov 10 | Chompers has many interests and talents. |
Nov 9 | Off by about an hour and fifty-nine minutes. |
Nov 6 | Manea just got excited. |
Nov 5 | He probably doesn’t. |
Nov 4 | Baba’s out of that game. |
Nov 3 | Manea has never done anything wrong. |
Nov 2 | Yont “solves” a lot of problems with single combat. |
Oct 30 | Yont has some bad strongly-held beliefs. |
Oct 29 | The epic conclusion. |
Oct 28 | Nimmo’s been on a roll lately. |
Oct 27 | You can’t feel stiff if you never move! That’s science. |
Oct 26 | Manea is only whim to the laws of her own mind. |
Oct 23 | Everything was sticky for weeks. |
Oct 22 | He’s also pretty insistent about them. |
Oct 21 | Once you start orbiting, it’s more going too far “around.” |
Oct 20 | Therapy Cube is covered by most insurance plans. |
Oct 19 | He’s going for an “Elton John” look. |
Oct 16 | This is a weird dream. |
Oct 15 | Ice-based supervillains are probably pretty useful against global warming, though. |
Oct 14 | It sounds like “antidote,” you see. |
Oct 13 | Maybe this is Adorable Zombie Head’s Nirvana. |
Oct 12 | Rick is uncomplicated in that way. |
Oct 9 | It’s tough when your name rhymes so well with “scary.” |
Oct 8 | That’s the most I’ll be goat-milking this joke. |
Oct 7 | Nimmo needs to go sleep this off. |
Oct 6 | It would be safer if he stayed that way. |
Oct 5 | Not paying royalties is pretty important. |
Oct 2 | When all you have is a dagger, everything looks like a nerd to be stabbed. |
Oct 1 | Yont’s using circular logic to surround them! |
Sep 30 | Nimmo really lost momentum there. |
Sep 29 | Nimmo was actually pretty poorly balanced like that, so this is a big relief. |
Sep 28 | I have been in relatively few stabbing situations, but they make themselves known quickly. |
Sep 25 | She didn’t ask, though. |
Sep 23 | Comedy is being helpful, as usual. |
Sep 22 | That’s because she gropes so earnestly. |
Sep 21 | Don’t know what she expected. |
Sep 18 | Manea is practicing stoicism. |
Sep 17 | Yont is the main reason so few people live in this neighborhood. |
Sep 16 | Tragedy knows the score. |
Sep 15 | Tentacles: not that surprising, at this point. |
Sep 14 | Got ’em. |
Sep 11 | As the author, I take offense. |
Sep 10 | This is Manea at her most predictable. |
Sep 9 | Manea finds all conversation weird, for instance. |
Sep 8 | Manea finds logic tiresome. |
Sep 7 | To be fair, Yont’s plans are rarely not silly. |
Sep 4 | Technically that could have been a compliment, but let’s be real. |
Sep 3 | That was a harrowing few seconds for Baba. |
Sep 2 | If Nimmo doesn’t cheat death every once in a while, he stops feeling alive. |
Sep 1 | This is what we in the biz call a “tough sell.” |
Aug 31 | The dream. |
Aug 28 | The good news is, Manea probably won’t know what she’s doing. |
Aug 27 | Nine years on and they’re still talking about it. |
Aug 26 | Most of Manea’s scars are on the inside. |
Aug 25 | It’s hard out there for a mad scientist on a mission. |
Aug 24 | Jump Start lives in concerning ways. |
Aug 21 | Yont doesn’t know how a lot of things happen. |
Aug 20 | And all amazing power that that entails. |
Aug 19 | Somebody is going to need to thoroughly clean their booth. |
Aug 18 | Kind of a one track mind on that goddess. |
Aug 17 | There’s not even any flowers in that tree. He’s just showing off. |
Aug 14 | Rick’s subconscious is oddly pretty nice. |
Aug 13 | I don’t know if the undead qualify as “animals.” |
Aug 12 | This is the kind of thing that leads to needing a kiss from a prince. |
Aug 11 | It was a good effort. |
Aug 10 | Manea doesn’t get cavities. |
Aug 7 | It’s good to laugh now and then. |
Aug 6 | It’d be really embarrassing if it DID kill him. |
Aug 5 | Dick’s not even really planning a fishing trip, but he’d go on one for the joke. |
Aug 4 | Bloodsport leads a complicated life. |
Aug 3 | This is a comedy of errors, but not for the turtle. |
Jul 31 | As opposed to how not gross it is now. |
Jul 30 | A big lesson from a little rat. |
Jul 29 | Chompers cannot legally sign contracts. |
Jul 28 | He’s not gonna, though. |
Jul 27 | Like this, but moreso. |
Jul 24 | No, really. Good job. |
Jul 23 | It’s important to share interests. |
Jul 22 | He doesn’t even have a nose! |
Jul 21 | Doctor Science is not a good person to be incorrect near. |
Jul 20 | You get a real boost of self-esteem when someone wants to eat you. |
Jul 17 | Chompers appreciates the beauty beyond the fourth wall in a way others can’t. |
Jul 16 | Technically, The Elephant Song is about a dead elephant. |
Jul 15 | At this point, the distinction is academic. |
Jul 14 | Regrets? He’s had a few. |
Jul 13 | It’s a pretty low-stress way to live, honestly. |
Jul 10 | Adorable Zombie Head is into the sight of blood. |
Jul 9 | Why can’t I revolutionize the concept of ghost dads? |
Jul 8 | Plus, there was the time she kidnapped a buffalo. |
Jul 7 | Spider staff is gonna be piiiiiiissed. |
Jul 6 | Spider staff isn’t messing around. |
Jul 3 | Trystine’s life has had very little romantic turmoil. |
Jul 2 | That bit was kind of a dead giveaway. |
Jul 1 | Unless one of them is still dying, I guess. |
Jun 30 | Filler Art: Lofi Nimmo |
Jun 29 | “I must only use this power for good.” |
Jun 26 | Trystine is pretty persuasive, but that’s unrelated. |
Jun 25 | She did take that stick, though. That was rude. |
Jun 24 | Trystine is ready to take this friendship to the next level: competition. |
Jun 23 | Aphrodite is a master of segue. |
Jun 22 | Well, I guess that’s a whole monster hunt just THROWN OUT. |
Jun 18 | Aphrodite is having a fun time. |
Jun 17 | Turquoise’s world is slowly but steadily spinning out of control. |
Jun 16 | Aphrodite often changes the colors of rooms if they’re too close to her skin tone. |
Jun 15 | It’s been a rough day for Nimmo’s short digestive system. |
Jun 12 | “As well as any ones I definitely did, but can’t be traced back to me.” |
Jun 11 | A big, green peach. |
Jun 10 | Roux does not feel shame, so this is a largely meaningless exercise. |
Jun 9 | Other emotions used to include: hungry, sad. |
Jun 8 | Cross your fingers. |
Jun 5 | He’s got the legs, but not the lungs. |
Jun 4 | I think that’s Manea’s second not-openly-depressing song. |
Jun 3 | And it was hilarious. |
Jun 2 | This has been a trying time for people who can’t cook. |
Jun 1 | “Is it a vibe I’m putting out into the world?” |
May 29 | And he never did. |
May 28 | Max is profoundly alone. |
May 27 | She’s eating rocks. |
May 26 | She also toys with them. |
May 25 | Not very much fun to watch, though. |
May 22 | He’s either an over or underachiever. |
May 21 | The list would be longer, but British bears are functionally extinct. |
May 20 | We at Inspired By True Events Dot Com do not advocate this kind of negative reinforcement. |
May 19 | “That is slander, and you know it.” |
May 18 | “Almost as many stupid things try to take it.” |
May 15 | It would be disrespectful to stop now. |
May 14 | She got bored. |
May 13 | Story checks out. |
May 12 | Dick keeps trying to get “trope sense” going, but it’s kind of an insufferable phrase. |
May 11 | Dick is still determined to have fun with this. |
May 8 | To be fair, he’s not wrong. |
May 7 | Heroic insurance rates are pretty bad already. |
May 6 | Dick’s having the time of his life. |
May 5 | Not this one, though. |
May 4 | That would be a VERY nineties direction to take this storyline. |
May 1 | Doctor Science is losing his head over all this. |
Apr 30 | Doctor Science is too cool to react to any of this. |
Apr 29 | It is about to get very mid-nineties up in here. |
Apr 28 | Take them where you can get them. |
Apr 27 | Carrie wants to knock over a building with a punch. |
Apr 24 | Manea has her finger on the pulse of society. |
Apr 23 | They were not. |
Apr 22 | No way is Baba sinking alone. |
Apr 21 | It’s true. I’ve seen rubes move many times. |
Apr 20 | Tragedy doesn’t brush well. |
Apr 17 | Filler Art Friday: Zombie Hugs |
Apr 16 | Space Pope is very passionate about reaching people. |
Apr 15 | Spider Staff is misunderstood. |
Apr 14 | Poor Oryx was so upbeat at the start of this storyline. |
Apr 13 | Look at him. Plotting. |
Apr 10 | Also: sexism. |
Apr 9 | Possible slight overreaction. |
Apr 8 | Pretty much exactly what the story beat called for. |
Apr 7 | Max hasn’t walked anywhere in years. |
Apr 6 | Filler Art: Egged On |
Apr 3 | Obviously, yes. Powdered wigs are how you know there’s a council. |
Apr 2 | The incarceration laws in the Cute Plane seem better when you’re not a deposed king. |
Apr 1 | Thematically, this is a fraught situation. |
Mar 31 | What yourself, Turquoise. Only the Theater Bats are allowed to bash my plots. |
Mar 27 | Technically, *glorp* is not legally binding. |
Mar 26 | It would be both polite and prudent to find another room. |
Mar 25 | Carrie rolls with the punches. |
Mar 24 | Yes and yes. |
Mar 23 | It has been a trying few months. |
Mar 20 | I accidentally named this file “Dosneyland,” which I think sums it up. |
Mar 19 | Carrie knows there will be lots of chances to regret this. |
Mar 18 | And Turquoise should probably change out of her pjs. |
Mar 17 | The spider staff is starting to really look like a white elephant. |
Mar 16 | Max is technically a wizard, which means he’s great at derailing conversations. |
Mar 13 | Seems like a good way to end up stuck to a stick. |
Mar 12 | “If it starts laying eggs, I’m out.” |
Mar 11 | I don’t know how you live lives like theirs and still have time for video games, honestly. |
Mar 10 | Jump Start knows too much about too many hells. |
Mar 9 | Yont has not slept for thirty hours. |
Mar 6 | She’s clearly making it to the world at large. As one does. |
Mar 5 | Baba knows the game. |
Mar 4 | …Yeah, I don’t know. I think I need her to show her work on this one. |
Mar 3 | *One of* the songs they sing in winter. |
Mar 2 | Any gathering of animals is ominous when you’re so used to the supernatural. |
Feb 28 | Yont is a simple soul. |
Feb 27 | The most respectable food on a stick is lollipops. |
Feb 26 | Marea has already named her four snakes. They’re staying forever. |
Feb 25 | I like to stay in on snake days, but to each their own. |
Feb 24 | So, it turns out this cult is just bad at stuff. |
Feb 21 | It WAS kind of heartless, but Dick’s known to be careless with tropes. |
Feb 20 | Marea is ready to unlock her head exploding potential, please. |
Feb 19 | Marea is good at biting. She has dedication. |
Feb 18 | Streak has always been the unhappiest superhero. |
Feb 17 | This rescue is going great. |
Feb 14 | You know what they say: “madder than a hat.” |
Feb 13 | That teapot is working hard today. |
Feb 12 | Streak lacks whimsy. |
Feb 11 | Cassidy knows what she wants. |
Feb 10 | Oof. That was a harsh smash-cut. |
Feb 7 | Those are some determined and powerful crows. |
Feb 6 | Like the pharaohs of old, Marea is a master of denial. |
Feb 5 | Bad time to brag about it, but. |
Feb 4 | Oh, come on. Like Marea’s not AT LEAST as doomed. |
Feb 3 | The upside here is that Marea’s sleeping again. |
Jan 31 | When Manea parties, she parties pink. |
Jan 30 | Clearly he hasn’t seen octopods going at it. |
Jan 29 | Yont thought he’d provided a much better example than that. |
Jan 28 | I have quite a few comics that just dunk on Aphrodite. |
Jan 27 | Nimmo is pretty good at real swords. |
Jan 24 | “It’s weird that we got to this point before you asked that.” |
Jan 23 | Time to backpedal. |
Jan 22 | Not a selling point. |
Jan 21 | “I’m pretty sure his only friends are bodies of water.” |
Jan 20 | Adorable Zombie Head just wants to help and make friends. |
Jan 17 | Turns out he is having fun. |
Jan 16 | Hades is quickly losing all trust in this situation. |
Jan 15 | Chompers is a master of chill times. |
Jan 14 | This is a pretty mean thing to do to someone who is always underground. |
Jan 13 | And after he just got done telling her how important metaphor was. |
Jan 10 | “There’s usually less gloating involved.” |
Jan 9 | The kind of thing, but not this thing specifically. |
Jan 8 | Hades didn’t really have a lot happening today, anyway. |
Jan 7 | Hades can eat fried candy bars all day with no consequences. |
Jan 6 | For all anyone knows, Charon has never washed that cloak. |
Jan 3 | Filler Art: Zombies Dream of Undead Sheep |
Jan 2 | Somewhere, Smokey the Bear weeps. |
Jan 1 | You can’t stop this party (but you probably should). |