| Sep 25 | She didn’t ask, though. |
| Sep 23 | Comedy is being helpful, as usual. |
| Sep 22 | That’s because she gropes so earnestly. |
| Sep 21 | Don’t know what she expected. |
| Sep 18 | Manea is practicing stoicism. |
| Sep 17 | Yont is the main reason so few people live in this neighborhood. |
| Sep 16 | Tragedy knows the score. |
| Sep 15 | Tentacles: not that surprising, at this point. |
| Sep 14 | Got ’em. |
| Sep 11 | As the author, I take offense. |
| Sep 10 | This is Manea at her most predictable. |
| Sep 9 | Manea finds all conversation weird, for instance. |
| Sep 8 | Manea finds logic tiresome. |
| Sep 7 | To be fair, Yont’s plans are rarely not silly. |
| Sep 4 | Technically that could have been a compliment, but let’s be real. |
| Sep 3 | That was a harrowing few seconds for Baba. |
| Sep 2 | If Nimmo doesn’t cheat death every once in a while, he stops feeling alive. |
| Sep 1 | This is what we in the biz call a “tough sell.” |
| Aug 31 | The dream. |
| Aug 28 | The good news is, Manea probably won’t know what she’s doing. |
| Aug 27 | Nine years on and they’re still talking about it. |
| Aug 26 | Most of Manea’s scars are on the inside. |
| Aug 25 | It’s hard out there for a mad scientist on a mission. |
| Aug 24 | Jump Start lives in concerning ways. |
| Aug 21 | Yont doesn’t know how a lot of things happen. |
| Aug 20 | And all amazing power that that entails. |
| Aug 19 | Somebody is going to need to thoroughly clean their booth. |
| Aug 18 | Kind of a one track mind on that goddess. |
| Aug 17 | There’s not even any flowers in that tree. He’s just showing off. |
| Aug 14 | Rick’s subconscious is oddly pretty nice. |
| Aug 13 | I don’t know if the undead qualify as “animals.” |
| Aug 12 | This is the kind of thing that leads to needing a kiss from a prince. |
| Aug 11 | It was a good effort. |
| Aug 10 | Manea doesn’t get cavities. |
| Aug 7 | It’s good to laugh now and then. |
| Aug 6 | It’d be really embarrassing if it DID kill him. |
| Aug 5 | Dick’s not even really planning a fishing trip, but he’d go one one for the joke. |
| Aug 4 | Bloodsport leads a complicated life. |
| Aug 3 | This is a comedy of errors, but not for the turtle. |
| Jul 31 | As opposed to how not gross it is now. |
| Jul 30 | A big lesson from a little rat. |
| Jul 29 | Chompers cannot legally sign contracts. |
| Jul 28 | He’s not gonna, though. |
| Jul 27 | Like this, but moreso. |
| Jul 24 | No, really. Good job. |
| Jul 23 | It’s important to share interests. |
| Jul 22 | He doesn’t even have a nose! |
| Jul 21 | Doctor Science is not a good person to be incorrect near. |
| Jul 20 | You get a real boost of self-esteem when someone wants to eat you. |
| Jul 17 | Chompers appreciates the beauty beyond the fourth wall in a way others can’t. |
| Jul 16 | Technically, The Elephant Song is about a dead elephant. |
| Jul 15 | At this point, the distinction is academic. |
| Jul 14 | Regrets? He’s had a few. |
| Jul 13 | It’s a pretty low-stress way to live, honestly. |
| Jul 10 | Adorable Zombie Head s into the sight of blood. |
| Jul 9 | Why can’t I revolutionize the concept of ghost dads? |
| Jul 8 | Plus, there was the time she kidnapped a buffalo. |
| Jul 7 | Spider staff is gonna be piiiiiiissed. |
| Jul 6 | Spider staff isn’t messing around. |
| Jul 3 | Trystine’s life has had very little romantic turmoil. |
| Jul 2 | That bit was kind of a dead giveaway. |
| Jul 1 | Unless one of them is still dying, I guess. |
| Jun 30 | Filler Art: Lofi Nimmo |
| Jun 29 | “I must only use this power for good.” |
| Jun 26 | Trystine is pretty persuasive, but that’s unrelated. |
| Jun 25 | She did take that stick, though. That was rude. |
| Jun 24 | Trystine is ready to take this friendship to the next level: competition. |
| Jun 23 | Aphrodite is a master of segue. |
| Jun 22 | Well, I guess that’s a whole monster hunt just THROWN OUT. |
| Jun 18 | Aphrodite is having a fun time. |
| Jun 17 | Turquoise’s world is slowly but steadily spinning out of control. |
| Jun 16 | Aphrodite often changes the colors of rooms if they’re too close to her skin tone. |
| Jun 15 | It’s been a rough day for Nimmo’s short digestive system. |
| Jun 12 | “As well as any ones I definitely did, but can’t be traced back to me.” |
| Jun 11 | A big, green peach. |
| Jun 10 | Roux does not feel shame, so this is a largely meaningless exercise. |
| Jun 9 | Other emotions used to include: hungry, sad. |
| Jun 8 | Cross your fingers. |
| Jun 5 | He’s got the legs, but not the lungs. |
| Jun 4 | I think that’s Manea’s second not-openly-depressing song. |
| Jun 3 | And it was hilarious. |
| Jun 2 | This has been a trying time for people who can’t cook. |
| Jun 1 | “Is it a vibe I’m putting out into the world?” |
| May 29 | And he never did. |
| May 28 | Max is profoundly alone. |
| May 27 | She’s eating rocks. |
| May 26 | She also toys with them. |
| May 25 | Not very much fun to watch, though. |
| May 22 | He’s either an over or underachiever. |
| May 21 | The list would be longer, but British bears are functionally extinct. |
| May 20 | We at Inspired By True Events Dot Com do not advocate this kind of negative reinforcement. |
| May 19 | “That is slander, and you know it.” |
| May 18 | “Almost as many stupid things try to take it.” |
| May 15 | It would be disrespectful to stop now. |
| May 14 | She got bored. |
| May 13 | Story checks out. |
| May 12 | Dick keeps trying to get “trope sense” going, but it’s kind of an insufferable phrase. |
| May 11 | Dick is still determined to have fun with this. |
| May 8 | To be fair, he’s not wrong. |
| May 7 | Heroic insurance rates are pretty bad already. |
| May 6 | Dick’s having the time of his life. |
| May 5 | Not this one, though. |
| May 4 | That would be a VERY nineties direction to take this storyline. |
| May 1 | Doctor Science is losing his head over all this. |
| Apr 30 | Doctor Science is too cool to react to any of this. |
| Apr 29 | It is about to get very mid-nineties up in here. |
| Apr 28 | Take them where you can get them. |
| Apr 27 | Carrie wants to knock over a building with a punch. |
| Apr 24 | Manea has her finger on the pulse of society. |
| Apr 23 | They were not. |
| Apr 22 | No way is Baba sinking alone. |
| Apr 21 | It’s true. I’ve seen rubes move many times. |
| Apr 20 | Tragedy doesn’t brush well. |
| Apr 17 | Filler Art Friday: Zombie Hugs |
| Apr 16 | Space Pope is very passionate about reaching people. |
| Apr 15 | Spider Staff is misunderstood. |
| Apr 14 | Poor Oryx was so upbeat at the start of this storyline. |
| Apr 13 | Look at him. Plotting. |
| Apr 10 | Also: sexism. |
| Apr 9 | Possible slight overreaction. |
| Apr 8 | Pretty much exactly what the story beat called for. |
| Apr 7 | Max hasn’t walked anywhere in years. |
| Apr 6 | Filler Art: Egged On |
| Apr 3 | Obviously, yes. Powdered wigs are how you know there’s a council. |
| Apr 2 | The incarceration laws in the Cute Plane seem better when you’re not a deposed king. |
| Apr 1 | Thematically, this is a fraught situation. |
| Mar 31 | What yourself, Turquoise. Only the Theater Bats are allowed to bash my plots. |
| Mar 27 | Technically, *glorp* is not legally binding. |
| Mar 26 | It would be both polite and prudent to find another room. |
| Mar 25 | Carrie rolls with the punches. |
| Mar 24 | Yes and yes. |
| Mar 23 | It has been a trying few months. |
| Mar 20 | I accidentally named this file “Dosneyland,” which I think sums it up. |
| Mar 19 | Carrie knows there will be lots of chances to regret this. |
| Mar 18 | And Turquoise should probably change out of her pjs. |
| Mar 17 | The spider staff is starting to really look like a white elephant. |
| Mar 16 | Max is technically a wizard, which means he’s great at derailing conversations. |
| Mar 13 | Seems like a good way to end up stuck to a stick. |
| Mar 12 | “If it starts laying eggs, I’m out.” |
| Mar 11 | I don’t know how you live lives like theirs and still have time for video games, honestly. |
| Mar 10 | Jump Start knows too much about too many hells. |
| Mar 9 | Yont has not slept for thirty hours. |
| Mar 6 | She’s clearly making it to the world at large. As one does. |
| Mar 5 | Baba knows the game. |
| Mar 4 | …Yeah, I don’t know. I think I need her to show her work on this one. |
| Mar 3 | *One of* the songs they sing in winter. |
| Mar 2 | Any gathering of animals is ominous when you’re so used to the supernatural. |
| Feb 28 | Yont is a simple soul. |
| Feb 27 | The most respectable food on a stick is lollipops. |
| Feb 26 | Marea has already named her four snakes. They’re staying forever. |
| Feb 25 | I like to stay in on snake days, but to each their own. |
| Feb 24 | So, it turns out this cult is just bad at stuff. |
| Feb 21 | It WAS kind of heartless, but Dick’s known to be careless with tropes. |
| Feb 20 | Marea is ready to unlock her head exploding potential, please. |
| Feb 19 | Marea is good at biting. She has dedication. |
| Feb 18 | Streak has always been the unhappiest superhero. |
| Feb 17 | This rescue is going great. |
| Feb 14 | You know what they say: “madder than a hat.” |
| Feb 13 | That teapot is working hard today. |
| Feb 12 | Streak lacks whimsy. |
| Feb 11 | Cassidy knows what she wants. |
| Feb 10 | Oof. That was a harsh smash-cut. |
| Feb 7 | Those are some determined and powerful crows. |
| Feb 6 | Like the pharaohs of old, Marea is a master of denial. |
| Feb 5 | Bad time to brag about it, but. |
| Feb 4 | Oh, come on. Like Marea’s not AT LEAST as doomed. |
| Feb 3 | The upside here is that Marea’s sleeping again. |
| Jan 31 | When Manea parties, she parties pink. |
| Jan 30 | Clearly he hasn’t seen octopods going at it. |
| Jan 29 | Yont thought he’d provided a much better example than that. |
| Jan 28 | I have quite a few comics that just dunk on Aphrodite. |
| Jan 27 | Nimmo is pretty good at real swords. |
| Jan 24 | “It’s weird that we got to this point before you asked that.” |
| Jan 23 | Time to backpedal. |
| Jan 22 | Not a selling point. |
| Jan 21 | “I’m pretty sure his only friends are bodies of water.” |
| Jan 20 | Adorable Zombie Head just wants to help and make friends. |
| Jan 17 | Turns out he is having fun. |
| Jan 16 | Hades is quickly losing all trust in this situation. |
| Jan 15 | Chompers is a master of chill times. |
| Jan 14 | This is a pretty mean thing to do to someone who is always underground. |
| Jan 13 | And after he just got done telling her how important metaphor was. |
| Jan 10 | “There’s usually less gloating involved.” |
| Jan 9 | The kind of thing, but not this thing specifically. |
| Jan 8 | Hades didn’t really have a lot happening today, anyway. |
| Jan 7 | Hades can eat fried candy bars all day with no consequences. |
| Jan 6 | For all anyone knows, Charon has never washed that cloak. |
| Jan 3 | Filler Art: Zombies Dream of Undead Sheep |
| Jan 2 | Somewhere, Smokey the Bear weeps. |
| Jan 1 | You can’t stop this party (but you probably should). |