| Dec 19 | The Theater Bats have not commented on Hades’ new robe because they’re bad friends. |
| Dec 18 | The police raid on that underground German version of “The Price is Right” was emotionally scarring. |
| Dec 17 | He has a point. Might as well keep pulling this plot thread until next week. |
| Dec 14 | Tragedy is a martyr. |
| Dec 13 | There are a lot of gods out there too busy to start counting stars. |
| Dec 12 | They did say Underworld, in fact. |
| Dec 11 | The dressing room has M&Ms and everything. |
| Dec 10 | Don’t know what they thought was going to happen. |
| Dec 7 | Yont is protective of his reading time, and I can respect that. |
| Dec 6 | Am I a little bit proud of “relative strangers?” Sure am. |
| Dec 5 | Grok the irony of two obviously codependent beings having this conversation. |
| Dec 4 | What if his answer is five minutes of engaged silence? Because that’s what she’s getting. |
| Dec 3 | Doctor Science is going through a major life change. |
| Nov 30 | See? Told you he loves bunnies. |
| Nov 29 | Is it a perfect metaphor? Yes. |
| Nov 28 | Seems like she should just start locking her door. |
| Nov 27 | Chompers loves bunnies. |
| Nov 26 | Gonna be staying up all night, thinking about stomach rocks. |
| Nov 23 | If they fight about real things, the world could end. |
| Nov 22 | Carrie could make a fortune charging millionaires for this service. |
| Nov 21 | Rick is really not going to like Nimmo’s next project: a sculpture made entirely out of spikes. |
| Nov 20 | Riddle me this: the rich are criminals. |
| Nov 19 | Nimmo is wearing a second eye patch over his other eye. Nimmo believes in commitment to a role. |
| Nov 16 | This is a huge letdown for Yont, a man with some seriously warped expectations. |
| Nov 15 | And she already got so much done today! (vis-a-vis hornets) |
| Nov 14 | Great. Now we’ll never know where that conversation was going. |
| Nov 13 | As the prophecy foretold. |
| Nov 12 | This seems like an unnecessary rivalry to have. |
| Nov 9 | Aaaaaaaand storyline over. |
| Nov 8 | Manea is double-fisting that toast like a maniac. |
| Nov 7 | Maybe if he stopped being completely insufferable for two seconds. |
| Nov 6 | Stealing a beard represents the longest con Manic Mistress is willing to do. |
| Nov 5 | She had this whole thing planned, it was gonna be great. |
| Nov 2 | Joan has so many problems that she’s successfully somewhat mitigated. |
| Nov 1 | Make it weird? It’s just one friend crying on another to heal his burned eyes! A situation literally impossible to vilify. |
| Oct 31 | Not much of an explanation, really. |
| Oct 30 | That’s kind of a badass thing to have a tombstone, if you think about it. |
| Oct 29 | Disgust is evil, anthropomorphic gas. He’s not going to smell great. |
| Oct 26 | Bloodwing is still working on “sincerity.” |
| Oct 25 | Bloodwing has the kind of intimate knowledge of this mucus that you can only get by having some enter your cloaca. |
| Oct 24 | Gangsters have tried to murder Joan. She was just better than them. |
| Oct 23 | “I’ve met ghosts, and she would definitely become one to haunt me.” |
| Oct 22 | “My entire life has a sudden and painful renewed sense of urgency!” |
| Oct 19 | What would Jump Start even do with someone’s kid? Regret stealing them, I’d imagine. |
| Oct 18 | “Being important is much more difficult.” |
| Oct 17 | I don’t know if divinity and car parts are interchangeable in that way. |
| Oct 16 | Livers are really the one organ you don’t want to half-ass. |
| Oct 15 | Rick was not adequately warned about Doctor Science’s new look. |
| Oct 12 | Superhero universes are rife with dramatic irony. |
| Oct 11 | Jump Start has more fun with the people who at least consider selling their siblings to a demon-witch. |
| Oct 10 | The Space Pope was created when an astronaut and a pope went through a teleporter at the same time. |
| Oct 9 | Believe it, baby. |
| Oct 8 | I don’t think Joan has ever fought actual demons. This is a big day for her. |
| Oct 5 | Bloodwing has a lot of shit to sort. Most of it is blood or blood-related. |
| Oct 4 | Dick might be minimizing just how much of jerk he was here. |
| Oct 3 | Rick should appreciate how rare it is to get friendly advice from someone who openly admits to being evil. |
| Oct 2 | That’s a hard thing, though. |
| Oct 1 | “It’s in that blue building. Anything else you see is irrelevant.” |
| Sep 28 | “Our sister is right there. Don’t talk about the times we were screwed.” |
| Sep 27 | Oscar Wilde doesn’t exist in the superhero universe either, so Dick has a lot of great quotes to plagiarize. |
| Sep 26 | This family reunion/costume party is going great so far. |
| Sep 25 | Semi-benevolence is the most we can expect from anyone, really. |
| Sep 24 | Tarzan is a an expert in close-up magic. |
| Sep 21 | This is not the first time Joan has crossed dimensions. |
| Sep 20 | Yont is comfortable enough in his masculinity to have a list of women he’s afraid of. |
| Sep 19 | Nimmo doesn’t have that Sherlock Holmes hat for nothing. |
| Sep 18 | If it was a contest Joan would win, which is why she’s not bothering to make it one. |
| Sep 17 | Being fair to Joan, she does know a thing or two about mortal danger. |
| Sep 14 | You can’t go home again. Without a lot of blood involved. |
| Sep 13 | Boy howdy Chompers has a weird biology. |
| Sep 12 | Of the cast of this comic, Rick would probably make the worst vampire king. |
| Sep 11 | All right, some actions are more fathomable than others. |
| Sep 10 | Bees represent a hopeful future. No pressure, bees. |
| Sep 7 | One of those qualities is not having legs. |
| Sep 6 | Tragedy has a point, which says something about his quality of life. |
| Sep 5 | Chompers, being the only one here who has experienced time non-linearly, wisely stays silent. |
| Sep 4 | Super intense stuff. Trust me. |
| Sep 3 | He’d actually prefer a pizza. |
| Aug 31 | Sharing is caring. |
| Aug 30 | Baba is asking the wrong question. |
| Aug 29 | Some of the ripples of Romeo and Juliet have been really weird and bad, but that’s just the way the game is played. |
| Aug 28 | Spectacularly bad ideas are another one of Manea’s things. |
| Aug 27 | Good to see these two are doing well, I guess. |
| Aug 24 | It’s almost like she has a problem with her friend calling her home a dump. |
| Aug 23 | This theory has not been peer reviewed. |
| Aug 22 | Every time Shadow Master remembers he can be foiled by the act of flipping a light switch, he dies a little inside. |
| Aug 21 | I don’t know if that’s true, but it certainly didn’t hurt. |
| Aug 20 | “If they were going to eat us, they would have done it already.” |
| Aug 17 | Aphrodite has never been to the Underworld, but if it was a cool place to be, she’d be there now. |
| Aug 16 | Manea would be a great assassin if she could remember about actions and consequences. |
| Aug 15 | It might be me, but that seems like a pretty unpleasant brunch. |
| Aug 14 | Aphrodite lives in a castle in the clouds on top of a big mountain, but that’s kind of a mouthful to say. |
| Aug 13 | Aphrodite has made a miscalculation. |
| Aug 3 | Picking up a tiger is among the sexiest things you can do. |
| Aug 2 | Aphrodite is not a martial goddess. |
| Aug 1 | It’s irrational to fear spiders. It’s very rational to fear Anansi. |
| Jul 31 | You know, I’m not sure Shadow Master has the screen presence to be in a comic alone. |
| Jul 30 | Aphrodite loves slushies. This will never come up again. |
| Jul 27 | Aphrodite’s hair might be a little too much, but some would say that fits her perfectly. |
| Jul 26 | It’s a character flaw that’s been brought up before. |
| Jul 25 | Certainly not a dangerous pair to have together. |
| Jul 24 | And they did. |
| Jul 23 | “Oh, good. I was worried it might be something I didn’t want all over my floor.” |
| Jul 20 | That’s a rare moment of self-assessment. |
| Jul 19 | He’s not missing out on much, frankly. |
| Jul 18 | “There was a line, and she crossed it. The line was on my face.” |
| Jul 17 | Bloodsport is spoiled. |
| Jul 16 | Oryx is at the “death threats” stage. Everyone who has been around Downy goes through it. |
| Jul 14 | Both Downy and the king deserve what’s happening to them. |
| Jul 13 | *Glorp* is also the sound the king will make when he eats Downy. |
| Jul 12 | This is not the first time someone has tried to eat Downy, and it won’t be the last. |
| Jul 11 | I can’t even comprehend how bloodsport could help with that. |
| Jul 10 | Every conversation with Downy is a warning sign for at least three personality disorders. |
| Jul 9 | Either is equally likely. |
| Jul 6 | He was trying to use his nose like an elephant does. |
| Jul 5 | There are quite a few sky gods who are not thrilled about Manea being so close to them. |
| Jul 4 | I’m sure they’ll get up eventually. |
| Jul 3 | Keeping it classy here at inspired by true events dot org. |
| Jul 2 | This is true for anyone who dies in another dimension. You’ve been warned. |
| Jun 29 | “Lots of cute things eat poop, actually.” |
| Jun 28 | Puffin volleyball is huge in the Cute Plane. |
| Jun 27 | “Five, maybe seven.” |
| Jun 26 | Carol loves good gossip. |
| Jun 25 | C’mon, be fair. It’s not like the whole dimension voted. |
| Jun 22 | They didn’t even get to monologue. |
| Jun 21 | Dick has seen a lot of ten foot vertical leaps, but mostly from people in masks. |
| Jun 20 | The best jokes can be proved mathematically. |
| Jun 19 | It’s true, I heard him. |
| Jun 18 | Carol likes you! You should like that Carol likes you. |
| Jun 15 | “Also, it wouldn’t have my dazzling personality.” |
| Jun 14 | What would Dick even do with someone else’s soul? |
| Jun 13 | Dick’s tendency to make fun of tragic backstories is why he’s not popular with the villains. |
| Jun 12 | Considering how long he spent in Hell, you’d think he’d be more careful about this stuff. |
| Jun 11 | We glossed over some pretty complicated information in panel two. |
| Jun 8 | I suddenly remembered while writing this that Dick swears at the drop of a hat. |
| Jun 7 | Barely. |
| Jun 6 | It’s not very much like a telegram at all. |
| Jun 5 | This is not going at all like The Oryx planned. |
| Jun 4 | Manea knows a thing or two about being unreasonable, so she’s a good source. |
| Jun 1 | Every success is the result of countless failures. |
| May 31 | Adorable Zombie Head heard iron is good for you. He is very literal and regrets nothing. |
| May 30 | I feel like my effectiveness is the result of a constant need to fill time with projects, personally. |
| May 29 | Roux fears nothing. Sometimes she is just wary. |
| May 28 | Then she eats all the ice cream. Nimmo doesn’t get any. |
| May 25 | It usually is. |
| May 24 | Doctor Science does not approve of Dick’s promiscuity. |
| May 23 | He’s finally got that taste for flesh! |
| May 22 | “Tell me more of the radditude of this woodland creature.” |
| May 21 | Tragedy has never received a gift without someone else feeling regret. |
| May 18 | Yont has crazy high ceilings and Chompers is gonna USE ’em. |
| May 17 | Magnets wreak havoc with techno-magic. |
| May 16 | Doki Doki Undead is a very unforgiving dating sim. |
| May 15 | Group Effort |
| May 14 | Customer Service Golem is going to be let down when he finds out Manea isn’t completely satisfied. |
| May 11 | Adorable Zombie Head likes Giant Friend. |
| May 10 | Manea was pretty sure she was good at making stuff dead. |
| May 9 | Keep your friends close, and your people with katanas closer. |
| May 8 | Being a god is knowing exactly what will set people off and doing it anyway. |
| May 7 | I often think about the fact that Joan has another brother she’s never met. |
| May 4 | Filler Art: Helizombie |
| May 3 | This does seem like an astoundingly good time to talk about feelings, actually. |
| May 2 | Nimmo’s team is stacked. |
| May 1 | Manea is most comfortable in chaos that she’s created. |
| Apr 30 | Nimmo, that is blatant waste of shurikens. |
| Apr 27 | The nature of Adorable Zombie Head’s bloodlust has, historically, been hard to pin down. |
| Apr 26 | Comedy and Tragedy pause the game when they show up. That’s why Rick’s not pulp right now. |
| Apr 25 | Then an old man spends five minutes teaching them to catch Pokemon. |
| Apr 24 | Yont doesn’t even have a game console. He just has a single, slightly cursed game. |
| Apr 23 | Being into eternal torture is pretty vanilla, actually. |
| Apr 20 | A flamethrower he’s been itching to use, no less! |
| Apr 19 | “It’s the most recent violence that’s important.” |
| Apr 18 | Adorable Zombie Head is helping! |
| Apr 17 | Two beat panels!? I’ve gone mad with power. |
| Apr 16 | Baba has suffered in silence for too long. |
| Apr 13 | Filler Art Friday: Serpent-Thing |
| Apr 12 | Rick is not built for modern gaming. |
| Apr 11 | Manea has so many delusions already, but this is one she treasures. |
| Apr 10 | Dick is not ready for this kind of commitment. |
| Apr 9 | Would that everyone had friends willing to tell them they’re wrong. |
| Apr 6 | Yont hasn’t slept in thirty-six hours. |
| Apr 5 | Manea grabs people with smoke in a mostly unconscious and always passive-aggressive gambit. |
| Apr 4 | To be fair, dogs may try to keep secrets, but they’re bad at it. |
| Apr 3 | Baba has stayed alive this long by knowing when to get outta dodge. |
| Apr 2 | Any defeat is a victory if you redefine your terms enough. |
| Mar 30 | Baba didn’t mean to speak down to these girls, she just likes to mangle famous quotes. |
| Mar 29 | Joan has had stalkers in a variety of weird get-ups, but not usually weirder than hers. |
| Mar 28 | Max messed up. |
| Mar 27 | Joan and Rick have had a very uncomfortable journey. |
| Mar 26 | Sometimes fighting a giant tiger is the best way to learn. Not usually, though. |
| Mar 23 | And one of them still should have hurt like hell. |
| Mar 22 | Seems like she probably just could have broken the icicles? No one can accuse these children of making good decisions. |
| Mar 21 | Joan wants that monocle. The ability to instantly detect robots would be very useful to her. |
| Mar 20 | Baba’s still pretty sure this sloth is going to kill her. |
| Mar 19 | The trap doesn’t work if you’re faster than the spring. |
| Mar 16 | She was just so excited about that portmanteau! |
| Mar 15 | If Trystine had expected this to work, she would have thought of a second step. |
| Mar 14 | This is a question that’s long plagued Baba. |
| Mar 13 | The magical monocle is able to instantly identify what is and isn’t a robot. This is one of the many perks of the magical monocle. |
| Mar 12 | I haven’t written or designed Joan’s old team, but I’m pretty sure one of them had mime powers. |
| Mar 9 | Maximilian is an integral member of the team. |
| Mar 8 | Trystine is cursed with friends too sincere to appreciate her sarcasm. |
| Mar 7 | Joan likes this costume slightly more than she likes her brother right now. |
| Mar 6 | All denizens of the Cute Plane can access hammerspace. Roux naps there. |
| Mar 5 | Baba measures all time by awkward conversations. It’s a surprisingly reliable system. |
| Mar 2 | Perhaps associating clothes and emergencies is what drove Rick to nudity in the first place. BREAKTHROUGH! |
| Mar 1 | Nimmo gets bored quickly. |
| Feb 28 | In Turquoise’s defense, fractions are pretty scary. |
| Feb 27 | Maximilian is the worst kind of anthropomorphic animal roommate. |
| Feb 26 | Tragedy isn’t afraid of your dramatic irony. |
| Feb 23 | Filler Art Friday: Flower Dance |
| Feb 22 | This is a tempered reaction. |
| Feb 21 | Roux doesn’t like this. This should not be happening to Roux. |
| Feb 20 | We’re all going to have to accept that the basilisk fight was cool. |
| Feb 19 | If you think about it, he’s showing a lot of optimism toward the future. |
| Feb 16 | Baba thinks of others. |
| Feb 15 | “I told you you couldn’t listen if you were gonna try that armchair psychology.” |
| Feb 14 | So nasty. |
| Feb 13 | Even if he really died, there was a solid chance he’d be back in four months. |
| Feb 12 | His cunning knows no bounds. |
| Feb 9 | The squirrels in the gutters, though? Those guys are asking for it. |
| Feb 8 | Manea brews some very bad tea. |
| Feb 7 | You can tell they’re friends because they’re always teaching each other stuff. |
| Feb 6 | This is called a “silent protest.” |
| Feb 5 | Comedy confirmed as anti-Lunchables. |
| Feb 2 | Filler Art Friday: Face Paint |
| Feb 1 | “You’re also magic as heck, so don’t even start.” |
| Jan 31 | Princesses are ripe for cursing. |
| Jan 30 | What does a single decomposing head do with a day out, anyway? |
| Jan 29 | Seems like a real choking hazard. |
| Jan 26 | I think you precisely that fickle, Nimmo. |
| Jan 25 | Dang, why didn’t we see that party? Dropped ball. |
| Jan 24 | ANNUAL SLOTHFEST. |
| Jan 23 | “I went to some party so I’d have an excuse to make them.” |
| Jan 22 | That is a very accommodating tree wizard. |
| Jan 19 | This moment of self-reflection brought to you by bad decisions. |
| Jan 18 | “Let me tell you about all of my problems.” |
| Jan 17 | Oryx is evil, but he’s low-level evil. Like raisin cookies. |
| Jan 16 | That’s really more true for the big guy, but I’ll let them have this. |
| Jan 15 | To swim in, Rick. Come on. |
| Jan 12 | Filler Art Friday: Wizard Manea |
| Jan 11 | Attention span of a goldfish, that one. |
| Jan 10 | This is a weird family. I’m not certain anyone here is the same species. |
| Jan 9 | I Googled it and somehow there’s not already a Wizcon? Dropped ball, in my opinion. |
| Jan 8 | The Crazy Train is a real train and it is no laughing matter. |
| Jan 5 | Well, she’s not wrong. |
| Jan 4 | “I mean, we wizards,” Manea continues, incognito. |
| Jan 3 | Alcoholic wizards are…probably fine. Probably not super dangerous at all. |
| Jan 2 | Manea’s wanted to go to a wizard party for almost one whole minute now. |
| Jan 1 | Take the wins you can, imaginary readers. |