Dec 29 | Velvety and deadly. |
Dec 28 | This is one of those lessons that can be applied to any situation. |
Dec 27 | He’s like a wild dog that’s also a rotting human head. |
Dec 26 | Can confirm. |
Dec 25 | Christmas: Probably not trying to kill you. |
Dec 22 | And somehow, he always leaves the job of untangling them to the guy with tentacles. |
Dec 21 | “Weird how you rely on a prepubescent frog to get you out of danger” is also a poor compliment. |
Dec 20 | Cannibalism is old news. |
Dec 19 | Manea has no idea what victim blaming is. |
Dec 18 | “They did help me get downstairs, though.” |
Dec 15 | It could be both, but that asks for a certain amount of emotional complexity that I’m not sure I can deliver. |
Dec 14 | Roux kills for sport. |
Dec 13 | Man, if only. |
Dec 12 | That seems like one of those “obviously doomed” projects, anyway. |
Dec 11 | Pretty sure that’s how Nimmo hugs. |
Dec 8 | They tied those ropes pretty impressively with those claws. |
Dec 7 | Comedy knows exactly how much people don’t want him around. This is his best quality. |
Dec 6 | “When I am engulfed in waterproof fire, for instance, is a bad time.” |
Dec 5 | Everything that just happened was cold and calculated and definitely not a panicked, shameful reaction. |
Dec 4 | And then Lord Downy died. |
Dec 1 | Baba and Roux’s relationship has just gotten rocky. |
Nov 30 | Strictly speaking, The Elephant Song’s not sad. |
Nov 29 | And he was never let down again. |
Nov 28 | Manea might be making some key assumptions about how talented unicorns are on the court. |
Nov 27 | This is how blood feuds start. |
Nov 24 | Manea watches everyone’s sleep patterns. Like any good friend. |
Nov 23 | Admittedly, some projects are more important than others. |
Nov 22 | Nimmo lives a charmed life. |
Nov 21 | Aphrodite doesn’t understand why someone would go on a hot air balloon ride and not kiss anybody. |
Nov 20 | It’s still four days until garbage pickup. |
Nov 17 | Realistically, they could ask their god friend, but they probably wouldn’t like the answer. |
Nov 16 | Inspired By A Softer World |
Nov 15 | Manea’s body is a wonderland of horror. |
Nov 14 | There may be a certain relationship that Downy should redefine. |
Nov 13 | Hey, could be worse. That could be your blood. |
Nov 10 | Any problem can be solved with lightning! Of this I am sure. |
Nov 9 | Jamie is, in fact, starting to get bored. |
Nov 8 | “You’ll start getting bored.” |
Nov 7 | That flesh golem is going to die now, if that’s okay with everyone. |
Nov 6 | Behold: the power of reading! |
Nov 3 | If Oryx didn’t hate himself, he’d probably be dead. |
Nov 2 | Oryx didn’t sign up for this Ninja Warrior nonsense. |
Nov 1 | You don’t make a flesh golem for its problem solving abilities. |
Oct 31 | You can tell this is a Halloween comic because there’s a flesh golem. |
Oct 30 | Yont is supremely unqualified to accept this responsibility. |
Oct 27 | What? He said wonderful! |
Oct 26 | Fen is a coup hipster. |
Oct 25 | Downy firmly believes in a strong scientific education. |
Oct 24 | Downy has a modicum of power, and dang it, he’s going to abuse as best he can! |
Oct 23 | Filler Art: Drip |
Oct 20 | To be fair, it’s a nice couch. |
Oct 19 | Oryx! I’d been pretty sure he died. Horribly. |
Oct 18 | Downy’s been going through some changes. |
Oct 17 | Manea pulls it away. It’s hilarious. |
Oct 16 | That was actually the best night’s sleep Rick has had in a long time. |
Oct 13 | Manea only really likes art with dead things in it, anyway. |
Oct 12 | Not that they use any of those sites. The buzzword of social media is “social.” |
Oct 11 | This was their whole day. |
Oct 10 | Also the only woman in the story dies for having dreams, so that’s not great. |
Oct 9 | She has. |
Oct 6 | Actually, neither of them do. Chompers didn’t go to middle school, and Yont has Swiss cheese brain. |
Oct 5 | Baba asks the important questions. |
Oct 4 | Tragedy’s sick of not rollin’ in it. |
Oct 3 | Hugs and helplessness! COMEDY GOLD. |
Oct 2 | Filler Art: Smoking. |
Sep 29 | Streak’s honesty is why he’s team leader. |
Sep 28 | Chompers was not aware that this needed to be said. |
Sep 27 | “I tell him symbology is stupid. He tells me to shut up.” |
Sep 26 | Baba hasn’t had a free weekend in three years. |
Sep 25 | “I like to keep in touch with the little people.” |
Sep 22 | “Now I have to tell them.” |
Sep 21 | One of Nimmo’s gimmicks is getting changed quickly. |
Sep 20 | I have no idea the actual size of a tiger kidney. I googled it but got NOWHERE. |
Sep 19 | True friends shoot lightning. |
Sep 18 | KIDNEY DEVOURING! Starting the week off strong. |
Sep 15 | DO NOT QUESTION THE LASERS! |
Sep 14 | Things threaten to eat Turquoise all the time. It doesn’t faze her. |
Sep 13 | They would know. Carrie’s got a sloth on her back. |
Sep 12 | Anansi likes his plans to have a certain amount of cosplay, in general. |
Sep 11 | Once tigers start crawling away on spider legs, everything else seems unimportant. |
Sep 8 | “Of course my life is terrible! Did you not hear the spider thing!?” |
Sep 7 | Just like Elmer Fudd. |
Sep 6 | Prism Girl Turquoise understands her limitations vis-a-vis punching tigers. |
Sep 5 | Tiger’s den is full of Spider arms. It is SIGNIFICANTLY WORSE THAN ANANSI’S DEN. |
Sep 4 | Anansi’s den is covered in Tiger skin. It’s pretty upsetting. |
Sep 1 | “But no one has ever given me such a compelling reason to do so again.” |
Aug 31 | Tragedy is being devoured by some sort of mysterious black goo and let’s face it, that’s probably fine. |
Aug 30 | Filler Art: Shadow Tiger |
Aug 29 | Carrie may have been a touch trigger happy here. |
Aug 28 | Carrie and Maximilian’s relationship is based on a constant, mutual lack of respect. |
Aug 25 | Tiger can kill children on his own. This is the worst thing about Tiger. |
Aug 24 | Ah, simpler times. |
Aug 23 | This particular team-up could only end well. |
Aug 22 | The good news is, it’s almost definitely not her husband again. |
Aug 21 | “We’ve all thought about it.” |
Aug 18 | “Am I the villain of an eighties movie?” |
Aug 17 | I spent an inordinate amount of time drawing a tiger’s face for my stick figure webcomic. |
Aug 16 | “It would be polite of you to laugh.” |
Aug 15 | Manea does not like sharing her living space. |
Aug 14 | Anything’s a weird thing for a bird to say, technically. |
Aug 11 | That ceiling is crazy high, you don’t even know. |
Aug 10 | Bodies! SOMETIMES THEY’RE GROSS. |
Aug 9 | This period of time would later become known as “The Dark Ages.” |
Aug 8 | He’s also definitely done meaner things. |
Aug 7 | Tragedy’s definition of “accomplished” might need a little bit of work. |
Aug 4 | This probably would have been more appropriate if he was bleeding from the eye. |
Aug 3 | Same. |
Aug 2 | Manea should not be allowed to go anywhere for any reason. |
Aug 1 | Which would probably be fine. That’s a weird place for a cat to be, anyway. |
Jul 31 | I don’t appreciate this targeted attack. Other people read this, you know. |
Jul 28 | That’s a safe reaction. |
Jul 27 | These are the important questions. |
Jul 26 | The worst part is much of this is right on the button. |
Jul 25 | Filler Art: Caged |
Jul 24 | Mentally unstable, that is. |
Jul 21 | Understanding things is overrated. |
Jul 20 | “Until it was too late?” “Before your imminent doom?” No, wait! “Until you were plant food!” |
Jul 19 | I think the hormones worked. |
Jul 18 | “Not that you’re a person.” |
Jul 17 | Which in turn raises some red flags about the viability of owls as roommates. |
Jul 14 | Lord Downy does not tolerate self-preservation in his minions. |
Jul 13 | I think that golem is negging now. |
Jul 12 | “Perhaps the gelatin would like to buy something. We have some fresh strawberries.” |
Jul 11 | Baba hates dead Puritans, as a general rule. |
Jul 10 | Filler Art: Rooted |
Jul 7 | See, it means two things. |
Jul 6 | Manea is a tortured artist. |
Jul 5 | “Too bad we’ve lost touch and will never know who may or may not have died.” |
Jul 4 | I’d be really worried if Rick *didn’t* get nightmares. |
Jul 3 | Nimmo is like a high schooler in that he has many negative opinions about the greatest English writer of all time. |
Jun 30 | Chompers seems worried by her level of commitment to the truth. |
Jun 29 | Manea’s just going to ride that wave of destruction for a week. |
Jun 28 | That’s not usually considered a great start. |
Jun 27 | He can do that whenever, though. |
Jun 26 | These are the hazards of game night. |
Jun 23 | “Plus he looks like the bad guy from Indiana Jones.” |
Jun 22 | Almost. |
Jun 21 | This prank never really had a lot of traction. |
Jun 20 | “I shall rain death on all parades!” |
Jun 19 | Baba counts it as a win if it’s not screaming. |
Jun 16 | In the next panel, Chompers realizes he has a point, and hands her over. |
Jun 15 | Sometimes Bloodsport thinks about feet. Only a monster would fault it that. |
Jun 14 | “On the other hand, now I know what it’s like to be you.” |
Jun 13 | Sincerity is overrated. |
Jun 12 | “Me big sellout like that.” |
Jun 9 | The grass is always greener outside of the wizard’s stomach. |
Jun 8 | That’s a quantum entanglement reference for y’all. You’re welcome. |
Jun 7 | I wonder if I’ll ever need a giant stomach again. Time will tell. |
Jun 6 | Lord Downy just has the blood thing, and dammit, he’s going to use the blood thing! |
Jun 5 | Tiny shark friend is also magically connected to that bag, but I don’t know how crucial that information is. |
Jun 2 | “Every time I elbow you in the face we get one step closer to our climactic final battle!” |
Jun 1 | Yont’s body is magical, and that’s not a good thing. |
May 31 | Lord Downy has terrible a bedside manner. |
May 30 | “I don’t know what I expected from that conversation.” |
May 29 | “See, this is why I don’t like you.” |
May 26 | Nimmo’s understanding like that. |
May 25 | Baba has said that sentence to herself more often than she’d like to admit. |
May 24 | Tragedy’s always low-key worried about inciting action. |
May 23 | Tiny shark friend is as useful as he is a tiny shark. |
May 22 | Okay, bye. |
May 19 | Chompers is our first and last line of defense against these situations. |
May 18 | Yont knows exactly how he’s going to die. |
May 17 | Comics about death! This is how Peanuts got so popular. |
May 16 | Also, Rick’s cure for boredom is board games, and Comedy isn’t feeling that right now. |
May 15 | Tragedy has very specific ideas about how disdainful he should be at any given time. At all times, really. |
May 12 | Chompers enjoys long bubble baths. |
May 11 | Those ants are definitely more interesting than whatever all this is. |
May 10 | “Guess I can really splay now.” |
May 9 | People might like Downy more if he spent less time yelling at blood. Maybe. |
May 8 | In contrast, Nimmo’s pretty sure Roux only likes him because he’s a giant fish. |
May 5 | Part of Yont’s hindbrain screams whenever Chompers enters a room. |
May 4 | Failing either of those, you can always live in denial. |
May 3 | Manea is good at poetry because all good poetry is written by crazy people. |
May 2 | “Making sure a giant monster double-checks your morals makes you a good person.” |
May 1 | Every conversation Dick has with Streak makes him uncomfortable, so he’s leaning into it. |
Apr 28 | Manea’s games end in decapitation more than they probably should. |
Apr 27 | Nimmo is secretly very responsible. |
Apr 26 | Nimmo keeps calm in emergencies involving some guy he don’t like very much. |
Apr 25 | Originally Mable just had a table, but half of her fans couldn’t reach her. |
Apr 24 | It’s entirely possible that no one on-panel has any idea what’s going on. |
Apr 21 | How that sloth got to the front of the line is anybody’s guess. |
Apr 20 | Filler Art: Chaz was not ready for this. |
Apr 19 | Fen underestimates his siblings a lot. |
Apr 18 | “It gives the impression that I have a jawline.” |
Apr 17 | I said I’d stop thinking about The Wizard of Oz, but it turns out I lied. |
Apr 14 | “Every moment of lucidity is a moment of pain.” |
Apr 13 | “I thought it was because of the molting.” |
Apr 12 | Mostly to cash in on all the merchandising Watterson never did, though. |
Apr 11 | Baba spent a long time with very archaic views of witchcraft. |
Apr 10 | This is another one of those comics that would be messed up with realistic art. |
Apr 7 | Chompers has an amazing social life. |
Apr 6 | “Once I scared the ground, but it wouldn’t let me back down.” |
Apr 5 | It’s for schadenfreude. Comedy is simple in that way. |
Apr 4 | “Or if it could only be traced to me in a deniable way.” |
Apr 3 | Grabbing at that low hanging fruit today. |
Mar 31 | That’s gonna have some small consequences. |
Mar 30 | “Its depiction of teenagers from Kansas is pretty spot-on, though.” |
Mar 29 | Well. That’s a damning commentary on my mental well being. |
Mar 28 | In this comic, it’d be weird for her to actually have taken a normal mode of transportation. |
Mar 27 | Carrie has an undeveloped sense of irony. |
Mar 24 | Carrie privately believes she deserves a better rogues gallery. |
Mar 23 | Downy has his limits. Like when someone makes a credible threat to eat him. |
Mar 22 | “It was like five minutes ago.” |
Mar 21 | Parent secrets are the most sought after secrets of all. |
Mar 20 | The good news is she’s not a witch. |
Mar 17 | This comic would have a very different tone if Rick had had to call Child Protective Services. |
Mar 16 | Just normal human stuff happening over here. |
Mar 15 | Children should really not go near any of the houses in this neighborhood. |
Mar 14 | Rick has embraced his dimensional twin’s idea of having an emergency kilt. |
Mar 13 | Think about it. They’re two extra holes in your head. |
Mar 10 | “Time travel is my thing, man!” |
Mar 9 | Rick’s nightmares are diverse and colorful. |
Mar 8 | Going for that high-class humor today. |
Mar 7 | Nimmo knows just enough about hair to know that this is weird. |
Mar 6 | These questions can never, will never be answered. |
Mar 3 | Yont was ready for this science experiment to become a party, but it wasn’t to be. |
Mar 2 | Baba’s got a few regrets. |
Mar 1 | “Maybe they’d be cute if they kept their mouths shut.” |
Feb 28 | Not exactly the most uplifting goal in the world. |
Feb 27 | Yont is capable of being self righteous for about three seconds before someone knocks him off his high horse. |
Feb 24 | Roux’s having a good day. |
Feb 23 | People like twenty panel long comics of mostly song lyrics, right? |
Feb 22 | “Your best friend is literally just blood.” |
Feb 21 | “I think it had something to do with pugs?” |
Feb 20 | Fen’s playing the long game. |
Feb 17 | That’s probably gonna be fine. |
Feb 16 | Pun emergencies happen as often as regular emergencies in superhero universes. |
Feb 15 | I’ve been waiting pretty much the whole storyline for that half-eaten brick to come back into play. |
Feb 14 | Probably the best Valentine’s Day comic ever written. |
Feb 13 | Manea quite enjoys her moments of lucidity. They break up the monotony. |
Feb 10 | “Maim Slash Murder” would be a good name for a slasher flick. |
Feb 9 | Manea may have gotten off-track at some point. |
Feb 8 | “This is self-defense. You know, kind of.” |
Feb 7 | It’s good to have an optimistic outlook on life when it’s about to end. |
Feb 6 | This is how I finally kill Dick. |
Feb 3 | Manea is willing to be anybody’s kill friend. I cannot stress enough how much she has no moral code. |
Feb 2 | The good news is, that’s one less thing to worry about. |
Feb 1 | Too bad The Oryx only got a name after an off-screen cameo in his third universe. |
Jan 31 | Pretty sure this is the first incarnation of Baba to say “what a world.” Don’t know how I feel about that. |
Jan 30 | Manea doesn’t know a lot about vampires and doesn’t care to find out. |
Jan 27 | Satan asked for a family size bag of Fritos in exchange for Doctor Science’s soul. He’d had the munchies. |
Jan 26 | Evil Doctor Science is looking a bit peaky. |
Jan 25 | You might think he’s just a misunderstood tadpole, but you’d be wrong. |
Jan 24 | “They’re basically terrifying alternate versions of us, so.” |
Jan 23 | Manea has a very strict moral code that she can’t remember right now. Or ever, basically. |
Jan 20 | They’ve got minerals and junk. |
Jan 19 | Filler Art: Evil Jump Start |
Jan 18 | Doctor Science has seen some shit. |
Jan 17 | Stupid, but lovable! |
Jan 16 | Lord Downy doesn’t have the time to figure out the relative strength of men. |
Jan 13 | This is what they do with their time when not singing about being green. |
Jan 12 | Inserting nostalgia where it doesn’t fit isn’t nearly as difficult as getting it back out. |
Jan 11 | Manea needs to examine her weird cat-based prejudices. |
Jan 10 | Shouldn’t have skimmed the back cover. |
Jan 9 | “I shall have to remember that when I plan my slow, painful revenge for his rudeness.” |
Jan 6 | Insert Title Here |
Jan 5 | “I died majestically, I died an artist” is a great memoir name. |
Jan 4 | Nah, I bet Chompers could run a great salon. |
Jan 3 | “We do have to take the blame for many smaller evils.” |
Jan 2 | Comics about death! Happy new year! |