| Aug 31, 2012 | I wonder how many gadgets Yont has hidden away? Too many, probably. |
| Aug 30, 2012 | I was going through Chompers withdrawal. |
| Aug 29, 2012 | I don’t want you guys to panic. Jokes tomorrow, I promise. |
| Aug 28, 2012 | Ha! Okay, there’s no joke here. Don’t worry, I’m sure something funny happens eventually. |
| Aug 27, 2012 | Smooth transition, Hades. Smoooooth. |
| Aug 24, 2012 | Many Maneas. So many Maneas. Too many Maneas? |
| Aug 23, 2012 | He stopped sweating! Witchcraft! |
| Aug 22, 2012 | I keep a cheesecake in my fridge specifically to distract my enemies. |
| Aug 21, 2012 | Hades does not think highly of my favorite pair of roommates. |
| Aug 20, 2012 | The original Little Mermaid is really best forgotten. |