Happy new year, imaginary readers! I hope you enjoyed my special new year comic. If you didn’t then buzz off. You think I need you? I don’t!
…yes I do. Please come back.
Anywho. I hope 2012 is a good year for all of you, and that you don’t spend too much time worrying about doomsday (or as politicians call it, election day). Whoa! I made a joke! Bye, imaginary readers. I gotta quit while I’m ahead.